You shouldn't have to sell your soul to the Devil...
A series of online lessons for guitar players that suck. Learn how to use your fingers, your brain, and your ears, to play the sounds you hear in your head.
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DO YOU, OR DOES SOMEONE YOU KNOW, SUCK AT GUITAR?
If you have been involved in an intimate relationship with a guitar for anywhere between 12 to 18 months or more, you may be at high risk of contracting a serious and debilitating disorder called "you suck at guitar".
Symptoms of the disorder may range from mild to extreme, and in some cases may even go completely unnoticed by the infected player (aka denial).
Shitty Guitar Playing can be caused by:
- Inadequate finger strength and dexterity
- Underdeveloped Fretboard knowledge
- Un-utilized creativity and lack of spontaneity
- Incompetent knowledge and application of practical Music Theory
- having shitty ears
- ignorance and improper training and upbringing.
- suddenly becoming the center of attention
- chronic intoxication and inebriation
- Lack of self-awareness
- Missing or non-functional arms or appendages
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DO YOU SUFFER FROM ANY(OR ALL) OF THE FOLLOWING SYMPTOMS?
Gradual lack and loss of interest and motivation to practice, lack of direction and/or purpose, intense fear and/or anxiety, muscle tension, tight chest, heavy breathing, erratic heartbeats, social avoidance, awkward silence, night sweats, night terrors, paranoia, insomnia, crying in the shower, feelings of complete and utter confusion, blackouts, erectile dysfunction, premature ejaculation, vaginal dryness, feelings of inadequacy, uncontrollable rage, cough, itchy throat, runny nose, compulsive spending, incontinence, constipation, explosive diarrhea, intrusive thoughts of drug-induced or high-adrenaline forms of self-destruction, ESP, or worse, believing that the band will someday make it?
If left untreated this disease will continue to deteriorate the player's central nervous system(CNS), indefinitely, resulting in compounding feelings of inferiority, loneliness, and in some cases, ironically, extreme over-confidence and the desire to purchase more guitars.
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DOES THIS SOUND LIKE YOU, OR SOMEONE YOU LOVE?
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IF YES, THEN PLEASE CONTINUE READING…
Sucking at guitar can not only hurt us, but also affect the people we love and care for the most. Nobody wants to be around a shitty guitar player and endure the emotional devastation that it can bring. It's a tough time for everybody, and the trauma can last for years after.
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THERE MAY STILL BE HOPE….
If you think that you, or someone you know, may in fact be a shitty guitar player with shitty guitar problems, please encourage them to seek professional help and guidance before they cause any further harm to themselves or others.
Fortunately, breakthroughs in modern science have discovered several practical (and shockingly simple) ways to reverse this incredibly tragic, yet common, disorder... help is on its way!